lunch

 

Yes, that is a tarantula. No, I am not as happy as I look to have a live tarantula on my hand.  

But not quite as unhappy as I was while eating his friend!

 

There is a video that proves that I ate this guy but my internet is not fast enough at the moment to load it.  You'll just have to trust me for now.  And for those who may be wondering... tarantulas don't taste like chicken, more like a french fry... but not a french fry I would choose to have supersized.